UNASSUAGED ALTRUISM
THE COMPLETE & UNABRIDGED CHARITABLE WORKS OF ALEISTER CROWLEY

Once in a lifetime opportunity to obtain a copy of the rarest of all Crowley's books!

In recent years, the guardians of Aleister Crowley's literary legacy have mounted a sustained campaign to transform a debauched Victorian lunatic into a lucrative cash-cow. Hauling Crowley in from the marginalised periphery of history's 'sin bin' towards a mass-market audience has required more makeovers than Cher's tits - Layer upon layer of superfluous evil has been sucked away as the Wickedest Man in the World slowly dwindled to a mere "unsettling writer of fiction." Then, just when you thought the Great Wild Beast couldn't get any sweeter... He does!

Allegedly published in an attempt to repair damage caused to Crowley's reputation by yet another thumping courtesy of enthusiastically energised media coverage surrounding a recent "Welsh Satanic Love Cult" trial, all copies of this book were seized and destroyed by a disgruntled splinter-group of fundamental anti-Thelemites. However, one copy did (miraculously) survive, thanks to a light-fingered agent provocateur working undercover within the anti-Thelemic group. This copy recently surfaced at a police auction in Slough and was purchased by an anonymous buyer known only as "JP" - From whose tower vault we 'abstructed' it, for the benefit of Crowley's apologists throughout the world.

Sell your car, your home, and the wife to white slave-traders. Re-mortgage your soul and lease your kids, relatives and pets to medical research laboratories. Loot and pillage the possessions of your friends and neighbours. Make multiple bogus loan and credit card applications. Peddle hard drugs to children, women and the infirm. Do whatever it takes to get your hands on this absolutely unique item of Crowley memorabilia because, as Crowley himself said:

"Do wot u want. AL the time. On drugs. If u can b bovvered, like... whatever."

UNASSUAGED ALTRUISM
THE COMPLETE & UNABRIDGED CHARITABLE WORKS OF ALEISTER CROWLEY

Sensitively eulogised by A Leading World Scholar

ISBN: 1 900962 85 3.
Format: Soft cover.
Number of pages: 93.
Dimensions - (A5) 210mm x 148mm.
Illustrations - Illustrated throughout.

Beautiful Egyptian themed cover motif painstakingly created with cloth cut from the Shroud of Turin, and inks ground from the finger-bones of saints dissolved in Holy Water. Hand-crafted (and blessed) linen pages adapted from the Pope's personal supply of toilet paper – Leaves individually impregnated with the sanctifying fragrance of frankincense, myrrh and civet. The aura emanating from this publication has been classified as presenting a 'Level Six' risk of spontaneous gnosis and/or self-initiation. Half-price beatification voucher (valid until dawn on 21 December 2012) and inflatable halo also included.

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UNASSUAGED ALTRUISM
THE COMPLETE & UNABRIDGED CHARITABLE WORKS OF ALEISTER CROWLEY
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"Sometimes, I give so much it hurts!" - Aleister Crowley

Whilst most are familiar with English saint Aleister Crowley's hugely successful career as critic, editor and sometimes unsettling author of fiction, these glittering achievements have, until now, wholly eclipsed Crowley's biggest accomplishment – His lifelong, selfless, and clandestine charity work.

In preparing this compendium, leading world scholar Will E. Hamwheeze enjoyed unprecedented and complete access to all of Crowley's restricted papers, unpublished letters and personal diaries kept in trust at London's Beatification Institute and enjoyed an extraordinary level of privileged assistance from Crowley's Bequest Distribution management team.

A staggering 93% of the authentic material relating to Crowley's charitable activities has never before seen print, and this treasure-trove reveals hundreds of completely new insights - Only now can the true story be told!

Find out about the missing donations; the cheques that didn't bounce; the charity performances of the Rites of Eleusis; the Initiation Telethons, world famous Bid To Be A Magus shows and endless fund-raising tours; his ground-breaking work with children and rich widows; longstanding services to pharmaceutical research and many other staggering revelations that cast this astonishing figure of history in a completely new and unrestrained light.

Man has the right to give by his own law.
Man has the right to give what he will.
Give what thou wilt shall be the whole of the Law.

Liber Cough-Up (Aleister Crowley)
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Limited Red Knob edition thrice-bound in layers of finest Belgium chocolate with a tooth-melting honeycombed perique truffle filling
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A Little Sunshine Production ... © 2011
All proceeds from the sale of this book will be donated to a most worthy cause

UK £333 - Europe €418 - US $666